Tale of two turkeys? …

December 26, 2007

Discovery Bay in Jamaica is a deep harbour, protected from the open ocean by a fringing reef. Since about the mid seventies, when a channel was dredged, deep draft ore ships have been exporting bauxite, the mineral source of aluminum,  from this port.

It is also home to the site of a world-renowned marine laboratory, operated by the University of the West Indies. The Discovery Bay Marine Lab providies a base for numerous marine scientists and students from around the globe, in particular North Americans. 

In the early 80′s  there were a couple of bauxite ships visiting regularly with American crews. Visiting lab students and ship crewmembers hung out at the same local bars, and, inevitibly, friendships were struck. At that time, foreign exchange limitations, combined with customs restrictions meant that many typical North American consumer items were not available on the Island. There were  a few minor “smuggling” events, such as an apple, pear or such, hidden under clothing, but with Thanksgiving approaching, how to get a turkey?!

Perhaps over a beer or two too many, the scheme was hatched that the crew would throw a frozen turkey over the stern of ship as it went through the channel around 2:00 in the morning. The students would be waiting in a small boat to retreive it!

I had nothing to do with this plan. I was working at the lab as a local tech at the time, and I knew about it because the students talked freely around me.  Somehow, perhaps sobering up to the reality that they would be engaging in genuine smuggling, or simply sleeping it off, nobody went out when the ship left.

The next morning, the whole plan was dismissed as a joke. Nobody really took them seriously, right!

Well, shortly after mid-day, a couple of research scientists pulled up to the dock with an odd package. They had been working at Rio Bueno, a small port, a  few miles down the coast, and had found a black garbage bag floating in the sea.  

You guessed it! Those students had their turkey dinner after all.

Turkey tale?

December 26, 2007

With the recent passage of American Thanksgiving, and our own Christmas celebration, I thought it might interest some to read a couple of personal turkey stories.

My first Christmas in Cayman in 1985, having come from Jamaica, I was living in an “efficiency” apartment, what I think they call “bedsitters” in other places: one long room, a bathroom at the back, a bed area, a hotplate and a mini fridge. No oven. Well I wanted to “do” Christmas, and although it was only days away, I ordered a microwave from the States big enought to cook a small turkey. First surprise was when it arrived on Christmas Eve. I went down to Customs, thinking to myself “no way am I going to get this cleared in time”. I left Customs about 20 minutes later with the microwave, no bribes paid, no hassle, lots of help from Customs officials, and with quite a few Christmas greetings exchanged. Wow!

So now I could buy my turkey. I stopped into Foster’s, the big supermarket nearest the Airport customs depot. I had my newspaper flier…. “Turkeys, 79c per pound”.  I found the biggest turkey I thought would fit in the oven, and I went to check out with a few other items. When the cashier rang up the turkey, it registered at something like $1.09 per pound, the regular price. It so happened that the owner,  Mr Foster himself (David) was walking past, and as I protested to the cashier, he asked what the problem was. I explained to him, and he apologised, telling the cashier, “sell it to him for 79 cents”. Only after I got home did I realize that I had paid 79 cents for the entire turkey. True, true!

Well, I cooked the turkey in my new microwave, and we had a wonderful first Christmas dinner. Microwave turkey doesn’t match the crisp skin of oven roasted, but among friends and family, it is all you need for a magical meal.

Looking back, I am a bit ashamed that I did not pay the proper price for that turkey. It was however, a memorable Christmas. Thank you David. Thank you Cayman. 

A lap full of boiling, concentrated, Chromic acid

June 7, 2007

Back when I was a yout in my late teens, I had a summer job as a  lab assistant. One of my tasks was to clean the glassware for a biochemistry lab. This involved making up a potent mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid (do I need to say more?) and Potassium Chlorate (a strong oxidizer). So I am mixing this sinister, deadly, corrosive brew in a flask (which gets really, really hot as you mix it) , when I notice a circular crack on the  bottom of the flask. I am RIGHT beside a ceramic sink, so the temptation to dump this impending disaster in the sink is too strong to resist. I lift the flask and Whoomp, I have a gallon plus of hot, steaming, concentrated  acid running over my crotch and down my legs. 

Three feet away is a rusty chain that is supposed to operate a “chemical shower”, a flood of fresh water for just such situations. But this one has not, to my knowledge, been used for many years. Will it work? I reach for the chain with one hand, but my other hand is already on the door handle; it is a 100 yard dash to the ocean! I pull the chain and the shower floods me with fresh water. The concentrated acid boils off my legs and off the surrounding lab benches. What a mess! I personally escaped with nothing more than the equivalent of a bad sunburn, but sooo close to serious  disfiguration. That and hours and hours of clean up!

 A few months later, I observed a new summer student (who quickly earned the nickname ”Fool, Fool”) looking curiously at the chain of that same shower each time he passed. I didn’t say a word, but knew it was only a matter of time! He had to try it! As sure as the day is long, one day FF came running out of the lab in a panic. He had pulled the chain “to see if it worked”. I could have told him that. I suppose I could have also told him in advance that it does not stop when you let go of the chain. It doesn’t stop until the entire roof tank, hundreds of gallons,  is empty!

Downtown

May 11, 2007

Mad Bull posted about Downtown Kingston.

Now that is a subject that brings back memories! 

Back in the mid sixties, my mother would take (force?) me, my older brother and sister to catch a Jolly Joseph (JOS bus) from our house near August Town to go shopping in downtown Kingston. We would tow behind her through Orange Street, King Street, Parade, you name it.  She was a real battleaxe when it came to dealing with the merchants, and I remember numerous occasions of wishing I could sink throught the floor, rather than be present for her tirades. The original consumer advocate!  

On one occasion, when I was perhaps 7, I remember ending up at the Myrtle Bank Hotel, right on the waterfront. There were  kids diving off the dock for coins thrown by the ‘merican tourists, while I drank a coke (normaly a Sunday treat back then). A Jazz band played background music, with one guy strumming the biggest violin I had ever seen!  

Fast forward to the mid seventies…..Me, my brother and two dark skinned  uptown bways were downtown, near the Instituite of Jamaica and heading east on foot (can’t remember why). The neighbourhood was going from dilapidated to sinister, when an old lady in a doorway advises “whereever you are going, turn back now” We complied with her suggestion. 

Now to the 90′s! My wife and I arrived in Kingston to attend a family wedding. My brother (who lives in the UK but was in Kingston weeks in advance) picked us up at the airport. He tells me that instead of Mountain View Avenue (the normal, uptown direct route) , we will be going via downtown Kingston, for safety reasons! Hello?

Apparently there is some kind of war between security forces and gunmen in the Montain View area. Back in the seventies, there was an infamous shoot-out between (reportedly) machine gun weilding snipers and gun-club members off this highway. I don’t remember the body count, but it was a ducks in terms of the latter. Still, this was the way that,  as teenagers, that we drove at night to and from the drive-in theater. 

So back to our trip through downtown Kingston, near the Bellevue (mental) Hospital, I notice that there is a cop car in front of us, and also that my brother is hanging back about 200 yards, ”AK47s are not very accurate” was his comforting explaination! 

All a unu, back-a-yard, or elsewhere, tek care!  

De cyat dem

May 11, 2007

Catjump

So nobody a go ask bout de puss a do de high jump pon me banner? Alright, mek me gi you de whole picture an see wah onu tink! A no photoshop yu know! That is the beach, that is the sea, and that is a ridge of turklegrass  at low tide.

The Customs Guard

December 28, 2006

 

In the mid 80s my company sold a piece of refurbished specialised equipment to a scientific institution in Bulgaria. The equipment was placed in a 20 ft container, to be shipped from Grand Cayman to Montego Bay, then trucked to Kingston and put on a freighter to Europe. Because I knew Jamaica well, I was asked to accompany the container as far as Kingston, in order to ensure everything went smoothly. Sure, no problem man!

 

The freighter was to leave for MoBay in the early evening, and arrive the following morning. There were no passenger cabins, but fortunately, I was able to get the owner’s permission to use his cabin. Not fancy by any means, but it sure beat sleeping on deck.

 

The voyage started smoothly enough, and after a light meal with the crew, I retired to my cabin. Sometime during the night, the seas began to build, and the little freighter started pitching and rolling quite violently. It got to the point where I could not stand in my cabin, and had to use the strap fitted to my bunk to avoid rolling out of bed. Lying there in the dark, |I remembered that the equipment in the container, though fairly stable and robust, was not actually strapped down. I became very concerned that the extreme movement of the ship was enough to send it crashing about. There was nothing I could do at that point, and eventually the waves started to subside and I fell sound asleep.

 

When I woke, the port of Montego Bay was in sight. Soon we were alongside the dock, and the containers were unloaded. The shipping company was supposed to have made arrangements for a truck to transport the container to Kingston, but nothing was in place. After several hours, I was able to get things organized, and by early afternoon the truck arrived, with a driver and sideman. There was, however, one small problem. Customs decided that as this shipment was “in bond” it needed to have a customs guard. That meant that the beefy driver, his equally beefy sideman, a skinny little country-boy customs guard (who had never been to Kingston before), and myself, all needed to go with the container. No other vehicles were available, so we all squeezed into the 2-man truck cab and set off for Kingston.

 

We had only gone a few miles when the driver turns and asks me (as the customer) “yu no mind if me smoke?” Next thing, he pulls out a bighead spliff, and lights up, completely ignoring the presence of the customs man! All the guard could do was shake his head and say, “yu bad, yu know”.

 

About four hours and five rum-bar stops later, we made it to the port just before sundown. At the gate there was the usual security screen, primarily in place to prevent drugs export. Security examined the truck from a gantry above, and with rolling mirrors from below, while the driver patiently tooked away on his weed. Once inside, the container was unloaded, and the driver and sideman drove away, leaving the customs man and myself to fend for ourselves.

 

Out on the sidewalk in the twilight, we found the street virtually deserted. We had talked about flagging down a taxi or a minibus, but there were none. Businesses in the area had closed for the day and the staff long gone home. Docklands in many cities are rough, dangerous areas, particularly after dark. The fact that I was a white bway on the Kingston waterfront did nothing to ease my apprehension, but I soon discovered that compared to my customs buddy, I was relaxed! The poor guy was shaking like a leaf. Keep in mind, this was his first time in Kingston ever, he had no idea where he was, or how to get home, and however bad Kingston was, it probably wasn’t as bad as the stories he had heard. I, on the other hand, knew Kingston well, and if I could just get a few miles uptown, I could get myself safely to a friend’s house.

 

With few options, we started walking towards Hagley Park Road, the main road leading north towards the comparative safety of uptown. We had not gone far when a car approached from behind, then slowed down to match our pace. The car windows were strongly tinted and looking back, I could see nothing inside. The vehicle then pulled up alongside and stopped. The back door opened and a rough voice from inside said, “get in”. Country bway and me looked at each other. Except for a dim streetlight, it was now completely dark and the road was otherwise deserted. We both seemed to realize that we had little choice but to get in and hope for the best.

 

We got in. There were two dark figures in the car, the driver and a front seat passenger who had presumably leaned back to open the rear door. I closed the door and we set off. Nothing was said. Was this a robbery, a kidnapping, or worse? About the best we could hope for was an extortionist taxi ride. The driver turned north up Hagley Park Road and soon we arrived at the busy, well-lit intersection with Spanish Town Road. “Get out” the driver ordered. “How much do I owe you?” I asked. “Is alright”, meaning “nothing” (or perhaps “your life”) was the reply. Almost in shock, we gratefully complied.

 

Hagley Park roundabout! Not a place I would normally hang around after dark, but that night it seemed like a safe refuge. I was able to get my customs buddy safely on a minibus heading back to Montego Bay, then catch one myself, headed uptown.

 

The next morning, there were a couple more things I needed to take care of.  First, I needed to satisfy myself that the equipment in the container had not broken loose and been damaged. Secondly, I needed to make an effort to secure it, to withstand a possible rough winter crossing of the North Atlantic. Neither of these was (legally) possible as the container was in a restricted area, under customs seal, but I had faith in the power of a few well-placed dollars.

 A few hours later, a cooperative and well-rewarded customs broker and I closed the doors of the container for the last time. I left the port in his car, knowing that no damage had occurred, and that the equipment was secured as well as could be. Like I said, no problem!           

Ganja, Suh!

December 13, 2006

Recently in Cayman, there have been reports in the press about the police mounting roadblocks and seizing a variety of “weapons”, some of which might have legitimate lawful use. This has sparked a debate on the radio call-in talk shows as to what powers the police actually have, and reminded me of an incident in Jamaica involving a co-worker. No, true, a no me. 

Around 1980, I was in charge of a project on the North Coast that involved  research diving using Scuba gear. My primary dive buddy, George, lived in St Ann, but was originally from a remote area of St Mary. One weekend he took some time off to go visit his father who still lived backabush. He left Friday evening on his Honda XL100 trail bike, due to return Sunday evening and be back at work, bright and early, Monday morning.

 

Monday morning comes, and no George, no message, nothing. This was very unlike George, who was extremely reliable.Well 10:00 O’clock rolls around, and finally here comes George, on foot, no bike in sight.  So, waahappen? First off, the visit to his father went well. On his departure, he received a present, an entire rucksack full of ganja; green, mind you, for medicinal purposes, not the dry type that is used as a drug. He only had a couple sticks of the latter, and that was to carry for a friend. George did not mess with drugs!  He did not get far before the bike broke down. Despite efforts to revive it, he eventual had to leave it in someone’s care, and hike to the main road to catch a minibus. By the time he was on his way again it was quite late.

 Near to St Ann’s Bay, the bus was stopped in a joint police/military roadblock. A policeman demanded that everyone get out of the bus, while soldiers with automatic rifles stood in the background. The cop then started inspecting the luggage in the back of the bus. “A who rucksack dis?” asked the cop. George stepped forward. “Is my own”. “Wheh you have in deh?”. “Ganja, Suh”, returned George truthfully.  Sucking his teeth, the cop retorted “A lie you a tell”, but George insisted, “no, is true”. The cop gets nervous, pulls his gun and calls another cop over. “Check ina dat bag” he orders. The junior cop does so, and immediately confirms George’s declaration. All of a sudden, there are two cops with drawn firearms, and half a dozen soldiers pointing M16s at George. “A weh you gun deh?” demands the first cop. “Hold on, hold on”, says George, “Me a no Gunman. You ask me wah in a de bag, and me tell you de truth”. Then he remembers he is carrying his dive knife, and thinks it best to declare this. The knife is seized, George is handcuffed, and he, the knife and the Ganja are put in a police car and driven to the St Ann’s Bay lockup.  George is then put in a cell, to await the arrival of the Sergeant.

While waiting for the Sergent, George gets talking with one of the guards, who seems sympathetic about the big fuss over a few pounds of green ganja. Soon they are chatting like old friends. Up to this point, he has not actually been physically searched, and he remembers that he still has a couple sticks of dry Ganja in his back pocket. He takes a chance, and calls the guard over. “Hold this for me nuh?” He asks; “Me no want dem find dry weed pon me”. The guard is happy to accept the ganja, and no more is said about that. 

Later that night, the Sergeant arrives, and is brought up to date on George, the rucksack full of green ganja and the knife. Nothing is said about the couple sticks of weed. George is interrogated about the source of the ganja. “Me find it ina de bush” is all he offers in explaination. No way is he going to point the finger at his own father! Then they get on to the subject of the knife, and George explains about his job as a diver on a research project. Clearly, the Sergeant is impressed that George is no career drug dealing bad bway, and eventually decides to release him without charge. No report to write, no time in court, no need to account for a large bag of ganja! George is brazen enough to ask for his knife back, but the Sergent tells him he cannot let him out in the night with it, but he can collect it in the morning. Me, I would have stayed soooo far from that police station, but the next morning, George took the bus back to St Ann’s Bay and returned with his dive knife, albeit late for work!

Nothing like that could ever happen in Cayman, right?

A Blue Mountain Hike, Part 2

December 7, 2006

The incident with dreadlocks and his victim was extremely alarming , and had left us shaken. We were already “bust”, tired, dehydrated, overheated. Now we were also dispirited.  Should we have done more to intervene? That was the unspoken question that I am sure we were all pondering as we trudged silently the last of the way to Whitfield Hall. We were the outsiders, trying to pass quietly  through a remote mountain communty, unwittingly employed as human shields, and suddenly involved in a murderous drug dispute where the only option to pacifism seemed to be to partipate in unrestrained violence. I did not know the answer then, and I don’t know it now.

Gloomy and exhausted, we finally arrived in the late afternoon at Whitfield Hall. The Hall is a coffee plantation Great House, converted to a hostel for hikers to Blue Mountain Peak. Situated at 4000 ft, it is close to the start of the trail that ascends to the peak, 3402 feet higher. Had we been doing this trip the “proper” way, we would have reservations for a snug bunk in the lodge, and a place before a roaring fire. As it was, we had a small tent and a grassy spot on which to pitch it. We intended to cook dinner, go to bed early and start our hike up the trail at 4:00 the following morning, in time to see the sun rise, if the weather held. 

In the fading evening light, we noticed that clouds were begining to gather, and the sound of thunder in the distance grew louder and more peristent. Then the heavens opened and the rain came down, at first only torrential, but building to a true deluge. Still, there should not be a problem, this tent had a built-in waterproof ground sheet with a raised lip, so it could handle water. Trouble was, this was no ordinary flood and soon the inside of the tent was like a shallow padling pool. We hung our rucksack from a ceiling pole and did what we could to stay dry, but it was evident that we needed to get moving. There was dry lodging at the top of the trail.  

We donned our raincoats, long, dark green ones that hung below our knees, and set out into the night.  For the next half hour or so we trudged up the trail in heavy rain, cold, miserable , but reasonably dry. For those of you who are not familiar with this hike, there is a long section at the lower end that traverses an extreemly steep, treeless mountainside. It is here that the lightening became almost continuous, and the wind really got going, roaring up the slope at perhaps 40 or 50 mph, and carrying with it the rain, now assaulting us from underneath our raincoats, rather than from above. The Tropical Storm had arrived. Needless to say, we were soon totally soaked and, despite our exersions, very cold. 

Finally we got to the tree-line and out of the vertically rising rain. We needed to rest, to eat, to get warm and, as far as possible, dry. At Portland Gap, a relatively level area between two mountains at an elevation of 5,600 ft.,  there is a  small cabin, which we found to be open and empty. We immediately started a small fire in the fireplace, using a candle to get a few small pieces of wood alight. We needed more wood and went out in the dark to look for some. The only thing we could find was an entire tree that had been blown over by the storm. It was tall, about 5 inches in diameter with very few branches. We needed to burn the tree itself if we were going to get warm, but we had no tools to cut it up. Lying on the ground, outside the cabin was a large boulder, weighing perhaps 150 pounds. This gave me an idea! The floor of the cabin was raised several feet above the ground, and had a set of steps up to the entrance. We dragged the tree to the base of the steps, set it on a couple smaller rocks, then rolled and dragged the boulder up the steps. With many hands assisting we managed to get the boulder raised in the air above our heads, then sent it crashing down on the fallen tree below. It worked! the tree cracked in two. The process was repeated again and again until we had a decent supply of firewood. Back inside we got a small fire going, then “drafted” it by covering the all but the bottom with a wet towel, causing the inrushing air to  create a blast furnace effect. Soon we had a roaring flame and were able to start warming up and getting dry.

We took turns, alternitely taking naps and keeping the fire going while the storm raged on outside. Gradually, as the night passed,  the rain seemed to ease up and the wind howled less violently. By about three in the morning, the last of our wood was thrown on the fire. We had burnt the entire tree! We were no longer soaked, but still damp, and as the fire dwindled we again decided it was time to get moving to keep warm. And we still wanted to get to the Peak in time to see the dawn.

This final section of the trail, climbs nearly another 2000 ft,  mostly through heavy virgin mist forest. It is muddy, slippery, rocky, steep and seems to go on forever. As the elevation increases, the temperature continues to fall, approximately 3 degrees per thousand feet. I did not have a thermometer on this trip, but I can tell you  it was cold bad, probably in the mid 50s. That might not sound so cold to some, but throw in a serious wind chill factor, and to a damp, tired, hungry yardie, that was plenty cold. 

We finally made it to the peak, where there is a large main cabin,  with a fireplace and glass block windows. There is also a drafty smaller cabin without a fireplace, affectionately known as “The Fridge”, though charing on the floorboards is evidence of someone’s efforts at an indoor bonfire. Neither cabin had any furniture, and legend has it that any furniture soon ends up as firewood. 

It was still a long way until dawn when we pushed open the door to the main cabin. By the light of our flashlights, we were astounded to find it already ram full of people, in blankets, sleeping bags and anoraks, trying to sleep on the cold wooden floor. There must have been forty people in there! A voice told us they were full, we would have to go sleep in the Fridge. No way! Anyway, everyone rolled and “smalled up”  so we each found a little piece of floor to lie on. Turns out that a large group from a Kingston church youth club had choosen this holiday weekend for their hike. The good news is that it was so “ram” that body heat made it noticably warmer than outside, and it was fairly windproof. The bad news was that several of their party had been unable to keep up and had still not arrived.  

Flashlights went out, whispering ceased and everyone settled down to make an effort at sleep. Other than the sound of the wind sucking on the chimney, silence. Then, a voice in the dark, “wait, a weh dis big Cyat come from?” (where did this big cat come from), followed by the noise of someone rummaging for a flashlight. Click……….”IS A RAT”! All hell broke loose, girls screaming, jumping up, then trying to climb on guys to get off the floor, and every flashlight in the place searching wildly in that crowded cabin.  I never saw the rat, at least not then, but next morning I certainly saw several that changed my perception of what size a rat should be. ”Big cat” did not do them justice.

That was the end of any serious efforts at sleep and several flashlights remained on for the remainder of the night. Several more times before dawn, a tap at the door signaled another small group had arrived. Eventually there really was no more space, and the door could not be opened as someone was lying up against it. For those unfortunate stragglers, the Fridge was the only option. 

A cold, grey, blustery dawn finally arrived, and with it, the last of the stragglers. This small group included two guys,  who had between them a girl who was making little or no effort to walk on her own. She was overweight, out of shape and had spent the entire night and the better part of the previous day out in the open. I learnt that the youth group had also stared at Mavis Bank, though they had walked up the long meandering dirt road to Whitfield Hall, rather than the steep trail we had followed. We got her in the cabin, wrapped in blankets and tried to get her to eat, but she was too far out of it. A couple hours later, she was no better. Her pupils were dilated, and she was semi-conscious. I am no doctor, but it did not look good to me.

 As the morning progressed, we heard the familiar sound of a helicopter approaching. Rescuers! A large group of us went outside and waved frantically as the JDF helicopter flew over, looked set to land, then dissappered into the swirling mist. Perhaps it was still too windy and dangerous to attempt a landing. Perhaps he was just doing reconnaissance to see if anyone had been caught on the mountain by the storm. Perhaps the pilot was afraid of landing and being overwhelmed by a large group all wanting to be rescued, I guess I will never know. All we wanted was to secure a safe passage down the mountain for the delerious girl. 

Well, no happy ending. Later on that morning, we left the youth club with their casualty and slowly made our way back down to civilization. I never heard a news story about the incident, so I assume they made it safely home. 

I have been to Blue Mountain Peak seven times in total. Each time has been its own adventure. The first time was supposed to be a school field trip, but it was cancelled at the last minute, and a group of us went anyway, without the benefit of teacher chaparons. Once during a really dry spell, I drank water from a rain guage, and sifted leeches from a tiny stream to stay alive. Twice I have been by trailbike, once with a pillion rider. Before you assume that is the easy way, you need to see the trail after it has been gullied by torrential rains! In all those trips, only once did I get asked for money for staying in the cabin. An old man on a donkey appeared one morning, complete with official receipt book and demanded perhaps $8 per head. We pointed out that we had only arrived at about 5:30 in the morning, so had not overnighted, but he knew his “rule book” and quoted us ”per night, or part thereoff”! He got his money!

 If you get a chance, go! 

A Blue Mountain Hike, Part 1

November 27, 2006

Boy I had to laugh when I read Mad Bull’s comment about Caribbean bloggers not posting on weekends like they trying to prove they have a life! Well trust me, not posting over this weekend had a lot more to do with having a wife than a life. Or is that the same thing?

My post today was inspired by a bit of bush clearing on Sunday. Progress was hampered by a medium sized fallen tree that clearly was a candidate for a chain saw. Although I own one,  it has not run since just after Gilbert, needs a part, and will most likely never run again.  So I find myself telling Emcee (the wife) something like “well if I was still a yout’ I know how I would break up dis rass” Flashback to an ill-advised excursion up to Blue Mountain Peak during a Tropical Storm, circa 1975. Back then we did not seem to pay too much mind to storms, hurricanes, whatever. Long before Gilbert, Allen, Andrew or The Weather Channel  got our collective attention. This excursion was planned over a holiday weekend. Me, my older brother and two close friends, all in our early teens. Yeah, there was something on the radio about a tropical system approaching Jamaica, but so what? That is just some thunder and lightning, right? And guess what? We got raincoats so we set!

Stage one was a bus ride from Papine to Mavis Bank on a Jolly Joseph (Jamaican Omnibus Service, JOS for all you youtman). There are two basic ways to do Blue Mountain Peak, the organized, expensive, landrovers to Whitfield Hall, overnight lodging, then a 4:00 a.m hike to see the dawn from the peak way. Then there is the hardcore, no wimps allowed, start at Mavis Bank in the mid morning (read  poor, cheap or stupid) way. Qualifying in at least two of those three, we went for the latter.

Man, that climb towards Whitfield Hall is a tough walk in the hot sun, taking turns carrying a heavy rucksack containing our camping gear, even for healthy young men. We finished off our water, one pint bottle each, long before we got near the top (this is in the days before no-one went anywhere without several bottles of designer water). But we did OK, and scaled the worst of the path and rejoined the dirt road close to Whitfield Hall without incident. Then, as we passed a tiny wooden shop, a little old man asks if he can walk with us. Sure, no problem man. Wrong! Big Problem. Big, big problem! No sooner than he started walking with us, between us would be a better description, than this huge dreadlocks man starts pacing along beside us, then around us,  trying to get close to the old guy without actually pushing us over. He starts cussing pure bumbaclatt at the man, and as best we can figure out, he is accusing him of informing the police about certain activities related to the cultivation of some plant species, lacking the endorsement of the Ministry of Agriculture. Things quickly went from bad to worse, and next thing he is picking up a boulder, …..not a stone, …..not a rock, but a thing the size of a watermelon and trying to get a clear shot, all the time as our little group hikes rapidly towards the “presumed” safety of Whitfield Hall. The old guy tries to keep away from the madman by grabbing the back of the guy with the rucksacks and swinging behind him. Dreadlocks eventually takes a shot, misses, and picks the next boulder. Now we are passing what is apparently his yard, and he shouts to an unseen assistant “Shortie, fetch me ‘lass” , then turns away briefly to retrieve said cutlass. The old guy takes his opportunity and tears off down the road, round the corner and out of sight , followed minutes later by dreadlocks, now ‘lass in hand. We thought/hoped that would be the end of that encounter, but a mile or two on, we were alerted by a bloodcurdling scream to a scene playing on a section of the meandering mountainside road, seperated from us by a deep ravine. Here is the old guy running for his life, with dreadlocks, charging like a madman behind him, machete in hand and raised to strike. It is clear that the younger, bigger,  stronger and leathally armed  man has all the advantages. This can only end one way. But then, old guy leaps over the side of the ravine and runs, slides, tumbles, then rolls down the nearly vertical side of the mountain. He finally comes to halt, a small, tattered, broken heap, perhaps 500 feet down the ravine, severly injured, more likely dead. But no, he gets up and is running, sliding again down the gradually easing slope of the ravine, into the trees and quickly out of sight, presumably safe for the moment. Dreadlocks can’t believe it! He is roaring with anger and frustration, but there is no way he is going over the side after the old man. That would be suicide!

Hmm, this trip doesn’t seem to have got off to a very good start, and we haven’t even made it to Whitfield Hall yet! 

Stay tuned! 

My First Entry

November 23, 2006

I guess I have to start somewhere so here goes!


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